Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Married to a Consultant

My poor husband. With all the travel lately, I can say that nearly every one of these things is true. Sorry, honey!!

10. Valentine’s Day card has bullet points.
9. Can’t be trusted with the car – Too accustomed to beating up rentals.
8. Celebrates anniversaries by conducting a performance feedback form.
7. Ends arguments by saying, “Let’s take this offline”.
6. Tries to call room service from the bedroom.
5. Congratulates your parents for “successful value creation”.
4. Talks to the waiter about process flow when your dinner arrives late.
3. At dinner time, asks for a “status update” on your day.
2. Refers to the first month of your relationship as “transition period”.
1. Refers to your relationship today as “steady state”.

I'm sure Mike has more. I am no longer allowed to bring by Blackberry to the dinner table, for example. Updated travel schedule below:

wk of Feb 27th Asheville NC
wk of Mar 6th Bronx NY
wk of Mar 13th Washington DC
wk of Mar 20th Portland OR
wk of Mar 27th Augusta GA

Then I should be home, though probably in the Indy office most days.
Happy March everyone!!