50 (yes fifty!!) Things You've Never Been Asked

They’re right. I don’t think I’ve done these before.

1. What is the color of your toothbrush? White
2. Name one person who made you smile today? People posting internet memes
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? reading internet memes
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? well, that was 8:05, so ...
5. What is your favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers unless Reese’s cups count as candy bars
6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yep, for 5 seconds. Whoooopsie
7. What is the last thing you said?  have a good weekend
8. What is your favorite ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? water
10. Do you like your wallet? Yes its a Thirty-One and I have it in 2 colors
11. What was the last thing you ate? A Reese’s cup
13. The last sporting event you watched on tv? Some football game last weekend when Mike was here
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Some kinda cheese
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? My Honey
16. Ever go camping? Yes. I have video. And PTSD.
17. Do you take vitamins daily? Vitamin D
18. Do you go to church every Sunday? Not any more
19. Do you have a tan? No
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Yes
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Yes but I rarely drink soda
22. What did your last text message say? Luvluv gnite
23. What are you doing tomorrow? Lesson plans
25. Look to your left, what do you see? Boris the Yeti
26. What color is your watch? Tan strap. Garfield and Pooky on the face
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? G’day mate
29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive through? Drive thru always....
30. What is your favorite number? 13
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My Honey
32. Any plans today? Entering homework grades, grading quizzes, bingeing season 2 of 24
33. How many states have you lived in? 4
34. Biggest annoyance right now? Students who try to manipulate me to get out of homework. I should wear a bodycam so parents can see their kids in action.
35. Last song listened too? My playlist! I think Angel by Sarah MacLachlan
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Are you kidding? I match my outfit.
39. Are you jealous of anyone? Ha! I’m living my life long dream!
40. Is anyone jealous of you? idk Probably people who hate their jobs.
41. Do you love anyone? A whole lotta people
42. Do any of your friends have children? & grandchildren. Yes (I think this might have originated with the younger crowd.
43. What do you usually do during the day? Classes, chapel, classes, lunch, classes, office hours, grading, lesson planning
44. Do you hate anyone right now? Hate is not a part of me. Now I can get riled up over uninformed or just mean people.
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Yes
46. What are you doing right now? Avoiding grading
48. Are you thinking about someone right now? My momma has been on my mind since Wednesday
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes
50. How did you get your worst scar? Falling down the up escalator at the West Springfield metro. That’s perpetual motion people. I have escalator marks in my knee. And PTSD.