So much to tell!

I don't think I'll ever be able to remember it all! Cricket is a trip. Here are some fast fun facts she'd like to share:

1. I love my little bed from PetCo. Mom thought I'd ignore it, but that is where I hang out till Mom comes in the room.
2. Putting a bell on a cat is a good idea. Unless I find the catnip mouse at 3 a.m. That will teach you to put a collar on me.
3. Litter is not for play. It is for POOPing!! Mom says "sssssst" when I kick it all around and track it in the bed.
4. The big scary cat in the mirror is gonna GET me! Unless I run at it sideways with my tail all bushy.
5. There's a lot of stuff outside this window thingy. And you get a better view if you climb the curtains.
6. Mom does not like it when I climb up her clothes in the closet.
7. Or the ones she is wearing.
8. Dogs barking cause me to climb up Mom's leg and wrap myself around her head.
9. Kitties with claws need a scratching post. Or mom's chair. Whatever.
10. I can type on the computer and insert tables and change formatting and Mom will never figure out how to reset it all.

So much to learn! Can't wait till tomorrow!