Some Observations from the Day

1. If it rains during rush hour in DC, don't even THINK about getting a cab.2. Walking to work in flats does not guarantee you won't trip over the curb.
3. If it was any more humid, I'd be underwater.
4. Humidity destroys what the flatiron accomplishes.
5. Apparently MY coworkers are not yet comfortable enough with me to advise me when my hair looks like Bugs Bunny's friend Witch Hazel.
6. Waiting until 3pm to take a bio break is not good for the bladder or for your personal appearance.
7. If you are in room 832 at the Westin, I'm not psycho. I'm just on the wrong floor. And I'm having a bad hair day.
8. Always check which way the shower head is pointing BEFORE you turn on the water, especially when a marble floor is involved.
9. Marble floors are extremely slippery when wet.
10. Open the plastic wrapper on the soap BEFORE you get in the shower and your hands are wet. Because plastic-wrapped soap is also extremely slippery when wet.
11. A bottle of soda water you carried home in your computer bag will still have enough carbonation to explode all over the bed, even if you don't open it for an hour.
12. Soda water all over your clothes and bed does not require a stain remover (like soda water).

and, this just in,

Even fancy hotels like the Westin have giant bugs crawling across the dresser. GAAAAAH!!