What do your kids say about you?

Copied from Perri on Facebook.
Cut and paste these questions and ask your kids their answers....it is a RIOT!

Disclaimer: My son is 15 years old, has had a cold for a week and has been home from school. Some answers are PG-13.
(And I can't *not* comment on some of this stuff.)

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Zak - Is all your homework done?
Aly - She calls me Booger head.

2. What makes mom happy?
Zak - When everything goes the way it was planned to. (When has that ever happened?!)
Aly - Her pupper and kitty.

3. What makes mom sad?
Zak - When she gets overwhelmed with stuff.
Aly - When we are frustrated.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Zak - By being her silly self, which happens quite a lot.
Aly - She's just weird like that.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Zak - dorky
Aly - I don't know. I didn't know you back then.

6. How old is your mom? (38)
Zak - 38
Aly - 39 in two months (nice how she's looking forward to my birthday)

7. How tall is your mom?
Zak - 5'8"
Aly - Apparently 5'8" (after Zak blurted out the answer)

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Zak - scrapbook
Aly - do puzzles and watch COPS

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Zak - The same stuff she does when I am around.
Aly - She does puzzles and watches COPS.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Zak - Brutal double murder of her children. (He's JOKING!)
Aly - Being the best Project Manager she can be.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Zak - her job.
Aly - Setting the microwave on fire.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Zak - Wii
Aly - Cooking

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Zak - She consults with a firm thingy.
Aly - She is a project manager and she gets to fire people.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Zak - Mexican
Aly - Reese's Ice Cream from 7-11

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Zak - How much money she makes.
Aly - She helps get all the money, and keeps us going.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Zak - Garfield
Aly - Snoopy, cause she's cool, foo!

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Zak - Answer blog thingys.
Aly - Do puzzles and watch COPS. And play Mario Kart.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Zak - We're both smart.
Aly - We both like putting on comfy clothes and hanging out.

19. How are you and your mom different?
Zak - She has bazongas. (Yeah, he had nothing to say except boobs.)
Aly - She's better at science and I'm better at probability.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Zak - 'Cause she tells me. And because she hasn't killed me yet. (Again with the JOKING)
Aly - She spends time with me and she takes care of me when I'm sick.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Zak - His sense of humor (only after I told him I wasn't typing "his sexy bod")
Aly - He's funny.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Zak - Mexican restaurant
Aly - Myrtle Beach