Yay! Friday
The "Great Place to Work Committee" in the Indy office is throwing a party tonight at Conner Prairie. Hayride, hog roast, pumpkin decorating, family pictures and more. Should be fun. Now y'all can't come, so to celebrate the end of the work week and allow your brains to return to mush, here is an EASY little quiz for you.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. I've posted the answers as black text. You will have to use your mouse to highlight the text (left click the mouse and drag it) to make the answers appear. Yeah, I'm a professional.
The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. . .
2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong !!!!
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. DUH !!! This tests your memory.
Ok, Ok.... even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Lion King's Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. I've posted the answers as black text. You will have to use your mouse to highlight the text (left click the mouse and drag it) to make the answers appear. Yeah, I'm a professional.
The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. . .
2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong !!!!
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. DUH !!! This tests your memory.
Ok, Ok.... even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Lion King's Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
posted by Tonya at
3:16 PM
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2 Comments:
i am too tried and too embarrassed to try and answer the questions, but I did want to say I love you and thank you for the laughs...
hey mom. its aly. that was funny! i got 3 out of 4 right. i just never posted this comment when you first posted the... post.
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