Two by Two

When people ask me about my family, I like to say
"Two kids, two cats, two dogs, but only one husband. Who'd want more than one of those?"
I used to also say, "two cars and two houses", but thank goodness I've only got one house now.
I also realized I have
2 parents, still married after 40 years
2 sisters, Pam & Jamie
2 brothers-in-law, Joe & Matt
2 new nephews, Nick & Ryder

That is all. Carry on.